September 2nd, 2007 by Spencer

Perhaps you figured we had forgotten a follow-up on the Teen Choice Awards last Sunday. We had not. From the perspective of Jordana fans, the TCA was an uneventful event. We had anticipated her appearance on the red carpet, if not at the awards show itself. Regretfully, she did not appear at either.

Substantively, Jordana lost the Best Actress in a Horror/Thriller to Hitcher’s star, Sophia Bush. As for Best Scream, that award was given off-stage and at present, we are certain Jordana did not win it either.

Further, we regret that after scouring numerous professional celebrity photo sites — both public and private — our search failed to yield a single photo of Jordana that night. We must conclude that there were none.

For those who did not see the TCA, but would like to (even without an appearance from Jordana), please either e-mail us or use the shout-out box and we will make the entire broadcast available to you.